Cursive Crusader Gifts

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

Let the profit-making begin!

"I'll make them read poorly written cursive for an hour."

I don

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"Your generation doesn't know cursive."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

One way only.

Creativity 2.0

I love being right.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Quit moving"

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Monk Crossword

Blogger's Block: 'I'm all nouned out.'

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Ludwig van Beethoven

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"What made you think I would draw you?"

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'