Crusader For Creatures Gifts

Stop animal cruelty protesters being cruel

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Creativity 2.0

Welcome Ghost.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Security is lax on this side."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Ocotillo

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Save the Cacti.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Let the profit-making begin!

Blogger's Block: 'I'm all nouned out.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

Lost CatCat Found.

"What made you think I would draw you?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."