Crusader For Critters Gifts

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Ocotillo

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"Not again!"

Save the Cacti.

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Super Cow

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Dogs of the World Unite

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

Bikes versus Cars