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"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Ocotillo

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Let the profit-making begin!

"Not again!"

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Save the Cacti.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Super Cow

Lost CatCat Found.

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

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A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Bikes versus Cars