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No way am I sticking my paw in there!

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Welcome Ghost.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

Dogs and Cake

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Security is lax on this side."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'