Cactus Crusader T-Shirts

Save the Cacti.

Ocotillo

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

The vegan hunter

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Quit moving"

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Security is lax on this side."

Caped Character