Crusader For Creatures T-Shirts

Stop animal cruelty protesters being cruel

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Welcome Ghost.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Security is lax on this side."

Ocotillo

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Save the Cacti.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Super Cow

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."