Crafting Crusader T-Shirts

'She's all thumbs!'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Blue sky thinking

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Art Plagiarism

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

A Blanksy

Caped Character

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'