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Art Plagiarism

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Then on the Eighth Day

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Blue sky thinking

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Caged Businessman

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Not The Real Me

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.