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Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Art Plagiarism

Oil shock.

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Let's run it through legal.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

Not The Real Me