Animal Crusader T-Shirts

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Farmers' Warnings.

Water scarcity in Africa

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

It's a Dog's life

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Human Cull: People who leave their litter on the beach.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.