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Super Cow

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Ocotillo

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Save the Cacti.

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Toad roadkill.

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Johnny Cashpoint.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Dogs of the World Unite

Bikes versus Cars

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

"Meat is murder!"