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Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Dissectum Paniculata

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"I miss the old cubicles."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

In the Fever Cubicle

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

Still Here

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"The buck stops next door"

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

HornyWood

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

Bad business inc.