Crusader For Creepy Crawlies Pillows

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Dissectum Paniculata

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"I miss the old cubicles."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

In the Fever Cubicle

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Still Here

"The buck stops next door"

HornyWood

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

"It's time to restock the cubicles."

Bad business inc.