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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Monster Baseball

Dissectum Paniculata

Casting in the swamp.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"We just need more wiggle room."

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

For services to Tourism. . .

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I miss the scarecrow."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

Worm humour

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Chameleon.

Scary Scarecrow

'Be wormier!'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

Corporate Hornworms

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'