Cat Crusader Pillows

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

Welcome Ghost.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Dogs and Cake

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Security is lax on this side."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."