Classic Lit Crusader Gifts

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Welcome Ghost.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Game Addiction

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Security is lax on this side."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Let the profit-making begin!

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"When is it my turn?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"