Comic Strip Crusader Gifts

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Face painting by numbers.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

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'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Monk Crossword

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'