Comic Strip Crusader Gifts

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Ten

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Super pets.

Face painting by numbers.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

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The Family Joules: Part 15

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Monk Crossword

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Let the profit-making begin!

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'