Crossword Crusader Gifts

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

Human Cull: People who write in the crosswords in the library newspaper instead of taking a copy.

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Monk Crossword

"Well, very few people realize the crossword puzzles are contagious."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

I love being right.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Coffee Time Crossword

Toastquest!

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"I can't get this last crossword puzzle question. It's a three letter word for a small, domesticated animal with soft fur that people keep as a pet."

Like.....BLORK!

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"I don't understand this. . . the crossword's been half-completed - again!!"

"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

"I told him not to click on it."

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

Jumbo crosword

"Your generation doesn't know cursive."

"A quagmire, Louie, is something you're stuck in and can't get out of."