Crossword Cracker Gifts

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

"What's a five letter word for mother. . . besides that!"

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

'It looks like our data.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'