Code Cracker Gifts

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

Web cams. Web scams

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Data, data everywhere!'

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"He says he''s working on some patches, exploits and vulnerabilities, but I know hacking when I see it."

"Big data, firewalls and would-be hackers, they're nothing new . . ."

'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't I be learning how to operate software that can solve that?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'But, what if we break the genetic code and they just CHANGE it?'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

"Bugger! I was just about to crack his code, when he burnt his blanket."

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

STRIP Hambone: Talking Fortran

'Website still under construction'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"Do you think it will help if I put that I did IT work for the government on my resume?" "Depends on which government you're talking about."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Computer Crimes

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'It looks like our data.'

"I know your work is highly classified, but couldn't you at least unencrypt yourself before you come home?"

"This program really isn't user friendly."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.