Captcha Cracker Gifts

'These symbols are indecipherable. I think these must be the precursors of CAPTCHAS.'

"How are you so good at reading CAPTCHAs?"

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'It looks like our data.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'I am not a robot.'