Code Crackers Gifts

Read Any Good Lips Lately?

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Computer Crimes

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'