Genetic Code Cracker Gifts

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

Computer Crimes

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'