Quiz Crusader Gifts

I love being right.

"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Toastquest!

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Monk Crossword

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Let the profit-making begin!

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'