Quiz Crusader Mugs

I love being right.

"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Nervous Student

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Toastquest!

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Monk Crossword

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

Trying to switch on the computer.

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."