Constitution Crusader Gifts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Anti-war libra.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

I love being right.

"See. . .? We did do something."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Flushing Democracy

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Supreme Liberty Court

Holder Ooopsie

Super-Mario Draghi

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"The dollar is falling!"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Spiked prison bunk.

'We lost funding.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Let the profit-making begin!

Selling Justice

John Lewis

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Trying to switch on the computer.

Virginia is for Haters.