Constitution Crusader Gifts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Anti-war libra.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

I love being right.

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Flushing Democracy

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Supreme Liberty Court

Super-Mario Draghi

Holder Ooopsie

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"The dollar is falling!"

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'We lost funding.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Spiked prison bunk.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

John Lewis

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Selling Justice

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"