Congressional Crusader Gifts

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Flushing Democracy

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Supreme Liberty Court

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Spiked prison bunk.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

John Lewis

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Honestly! They're made from plastic."

"Any other constitutional rights we should consider?"

Nicola Sturgeon

GOP: 'The Lord helps those who pay Congress to help themselves!'

Super Six

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

Trump and the Constitution

Open At Other End.

"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."

'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'