Democracy Crusader Gifts

Ali Khamenei

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Anti-war libra.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Flushing Democracy

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"See. . .? We did do something."

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Supreme Liberty Court

Holder Ooopsie

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Knights of the iPhone

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Spiked prison bunk.

Selling Justice

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

John Lewis

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"What a coincidence, I'm opposed to the use of torture too."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

Gun control