Democracy Crusader Mugs

Ali Khamenei

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Anti-war libra.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Flushing Democracy

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Supreme Liberty Court

Holder Ooopsie

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Knights of the iPhone

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Spiked prison bunk.

Selling Justice

John Lewis

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

Virginia is for Haters.

Gun control

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

As one of my last ceremonial functions... I now pardon these killers of unarmed men, women and children...

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.