Congress Crusader Mugs

'Your home district or mine?'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Flushing Democracy

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Supreme Liberty Court

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

GOP: 'The Lord helps those who pay Congress to help themselves!'

"Any other constitutional rights we should consider?"