Congressional Crusader Mugs

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Flushing Democracy

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Supreme Liberty Court

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Spiked prison bunk.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

John Lewis

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

"Any other constitutional rights we should consider?"

GOP: 'The Lord helps those who pay Congress to help themselves!'

Nicola Sturgeon

"Honestly! They're made from plastic."

Super Six

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

Women's Vote and the GOP.

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.

'Your home district or mine?'

Trump and the Constitution