Social Crusader Gifts

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

Center for Anger Management: Mad at Congress, Mad at Healthcare and Mad at Violence and Bullying.

"By not speaking up, you're no better than the bully!"

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

America, are we learning anything?

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Detention Center

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Gun Control Rally

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Knights of the iPhone

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Spiked prison bunk.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Tough group."

Bernie Sanders Is the Best on the Minimum Wage and It's Not Nearly Good Enough

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word