Civic Crusaders Gifts

"Not only are the criminal charges against me politically motivated, but the political charges against me are criminally motivated."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

House vs. Senate

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Not The Real Me

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

Poor man and rich man

"Lunchward ho!"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

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