City Crusader Gifts

'Now that's dedication.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Welcome Ghost.

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Oil shock.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Poor man and rich man

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Applications

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Security is lax on this side."

'We lost funding.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

'To me, Sims, money is just the means to a higher-end...to make more money.'

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."