Charity Crusaders Gifts

Please Please Please No More Robbie Williams CDs.

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Please Give

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

Non-profit organization chart