Charity Crusaders Prints

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Please Give

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

Non-profit organization chart

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

Dalai Lama