Crowdfund Crusaders Prints

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Farmers' Warnings.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Here comes the new kid.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Kick me

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Water carriers/bearers.

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

"This is exactly why I oppose free hand-outs."

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."

R.I.P. J.Q. Public: his crowdfunding skills just didn't measure up

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

'Welcome to the Road Rage Restuarant! What the @#&$ do you want?' 'Burger, fries, something heavily caffeinated, and step on it!'

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."