Crowdfunding Crusader Prints

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Farmers' Warnings.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Here comes the new kid.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Not The Real Me

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.