Crowdfund Crusaders Pillows

Welcome to Detroit Michigan - Visit Our Kickstarter Project Today

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Farmers' Warnings.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Here comes the new kid.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Kick me

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Tough group."

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Water carriers/bearers.

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

"This is exactly why I oppose free hand-outs."

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

'Welcome to the Road Rage Restuarant! What the @#&$ do you want?' 'Burger, fries, something heavily caffeinated, and step on it!'

R.I.P. J.Q. Public: his crowdfunding skills just didn't measure up

Hey wannabe Steve Jobs, get me a coffee. In a sec. What? I'm live blogging my job. I'm writing a moment-by-moment account of the day and uploading it in real time to the web. Preparing for a massacre. Charming customer.