Crude Crusaders Pillows

Oil Output Reduced

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Sea Change.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

Save the Cacti.

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Carbon capture and storage

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Ocotillo

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

"Not again!"

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Super Cow