Crude Crusaders Gifts

Oil Output Reduced

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Sea Change.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

Ocotillo

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

Carbon capture and storage

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Save the Cacti.

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

"Not again!"

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.