Carbon Crusaders Gifts

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Just Stop Boil

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."