Carb Crusader Gifts

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Salmon with a gas mask.

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Hourglass earth - time running out

"The seventh cup's the charm!"