Carb Crusader Gifts

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

You've Had Enough!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Salmon with a gas mask.

Net Zero Superstitions

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Climate Change Denier's Playbook