Carb-conscious Crusader Gifts

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Global Warming.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

HS2 time bomb...

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Seals - Pick your own.

Mine problems

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Complex Carbs

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

COP26 GLASGOW

Where's Wilson now?

COP26

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

Life in The Halfassic Age

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

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