Climate Crusaders Gifts

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

"Oh, you took a spaceship here? Must have used a ton of fossil fuel."

'Water, water....'

"Climate change is bad enough. Now gravity?"

"I've been on a plant-based diet all my life and it hasn't helped the planet."

Coronavirus, Climate Change...

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

'I just had another LOUSY hot shower this morning.'

'Hey! Give global warming a rest!'

'All over the Arctic more and more alarming signs of climate change are appearing.'

'How quickly did you say the seas would rise?'

'He was saying something about the crisis of global warming. . . but then my ears froze.'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Today's Weather vs. Global Warming.

'We're great believers in current climate change.'

"Good morning! This is your daily reminder that you all really need to do your part and reduce your carbon emissions. Yours sincerely, William Henry Gates III (Bill)"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Global Warmer 2000.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'