Crust Crusaders Pillows

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Hourglass earth - time running out

The vegan hunter

Holiday Overkill.

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Carbon capture and storage

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Save the Cacti.

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Ocotillo

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Superfoods are in aisle three.

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

The art of painting

Starmer - Just eat less.