Crust Crusaders Pillows

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Holiday Overkill.

The vegan hunter

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Save the Cacti.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Carbon capture and storage

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Ocotillo

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

Farmer Problems