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"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

3 Minutes since you totally overreacted to someone's online post

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

I love being right.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"He's not good with criticism."

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

"Too Marvel?"

Veterans of Cursive Writing

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

Open At Other End.

"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."