Comment Crusaders Gifts

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

One way only.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"He's not good with criticism."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Let the profit-making begin!

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Welcome to Atla tis. N. Look, Ernie! It's the lost consonant of Atlantis!

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

Air conditioner.

Online chat

Open At Other End.

Veterans of Cursive Writing

I don

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

"Getting my daily news fix."

"Whaddaya know - 'Made in hell by former sweatshop owners.'"

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

"I read the comments."

'What's the difference between overhearing a conversation and eavesdropping?'

'He's always looking for an argument.'

"Your generation doesn't know cursive."

Just Unfollow!

"I'll make them read poorly written cursive for an hour."