Comment Section Crusader Gifts

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

I love being right.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"He's not good with criticism."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Monk Crossword

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Video game

"Too Marvel?"